Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

Moonliner · 03-10-2009, 08:30 AM

It's his birthday too.

It's a little know fact that Chuck Norris invented the Internet so that people could talk about what a bad-ass he is.

Ghoulish Delight · 03-10-2009, 08:33 AM

Chuck Norris owns a teleporter which he uses for the sole purpose of tracking down people who make up stupid sh*t about him on the internet so he can beat the crap out of them.

sleepyjeff · 03-10-2009, 10:26 AM

BDBopper · 03-10-2009, 10:30 AM

YAY CHUCK NORRIS!!!!

Capt Jack · 03-10-2009, 10:42 AM

it is rumored that Chuck Norris doesnt have a chin. behind his beard is in fact, another fist.

other little known Chuck Norris facts:

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't lift himself up. He pushes the world down.
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.

top 101 chuck norris facts

Betty · 03-10-2009, 11:57 AM

I hate Chuck Norris.

BDBopper · 03-10-2009, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty

I hate Chuck Norris.

Quiet you!

Kevy Baby · 03-10-2009, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty

I hate Chuck Norris.

You don't hate Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris forces the love out of you. He is that powerful.

Pirate Bill · 03-10-2009, 03:25 PM

On the day Chuck Norris was born the doctor tried to deliver the cry-inducing slap, but Chuck Norris blocked and gave him a round-house kick to the jaw. Four of the doctor's teeth fell out so baby Chuck Norris promptly picked them up and stuck them in his mouth so he could go eat a steak.

Chuck Norris was born with a full beard too.

Alex · 03-10-2009, 03:31 PM

Chuck Norris is so strong that he can sometimes make facial expressions despite the plastic surgery scarring.

03-10-2009, 08:30 AM	#1
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Happy Birthday Chuck Norris It's his birthday too. It's a little know fact that Chuck Norris invented the Internet so that people could talk about what a bad-ass he is. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Chuck Norris owns a teleporter which he uses for the sole purpose of tracking down people who make up stupid sh*t about him on the internet so he can beat the crap out of them. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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sleepyjeff Go Hawks Go! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parkrose Posts: 2,632	__________________ River Guardian-less
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BDBopper Not Taking Any Crap! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cleaning Up America, One Step At A Time! Posts: 1,694	YAY CHUCK NORRIS!!!!
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Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	it is rumored that Chuck Norris doesnt have a chin. behind his beard is in fact, another fist. other little known Chuck Norris facts: When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't lift himself up. He pushes the world down. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever. top 101 chuck norris facts __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	I hate Chuck Norris. __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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Pirate Bill Quality since 1973 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 473	On the day Chuck Norris was born the doctor tried to deliver the cry-inducing slap, but Chuck Norris blocked and gave him a round-house kick to the jaw. Four of the doctor's teeth fell out so baby Chuck Norris promptly picked them up and stuck them in his mouth so he could go eat a steak. Chuck Norris was born with a full beard too.
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03-10-2009, 03:31 PM	#10
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Chuck Norris is so strong that he can sometimes make facial expressions despite the plastic surgery scarring.
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