WTF Stories of the Week - Page 163

Kevy Baby · 06-09-2009, 04:38 PM

Well, Chad IS a Wide Receiver

Strangler Lewis · 06-09-2009, 09:19 PM

With a good end zone dance.

Ghoulish Delight · 06-11-2009, 09:34 AM

If your erection lasts more than 50 hours consult your cell block captain.

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Ex-con Dawud Yaduallah says he became worried after his anti-psychotic medication left him erect for 14 hours.

That seems counterproductive to the anti-psychotic goal.

Ghoulish Delight · 06-11-2009, 03:27 PM

Woman who missed Air France 447 flight dies in car accident.

Are we sure this isn't a promotional stunt for the new Final Destination?

Ghoulish Delight · 06-12-2009, 08:40 AM

Liar liar, pants on fire.

mousepod · 06-12-2009, 08:46 AM

I love that the writer of this story created an atypical lede just to make that joke. Bravo.

Kevy Baby · 06-12-2009, 10:04 AM

I was amused by this line in the article:

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Investigators said the two men tore pants down from the racks at the Front Beach Road store and set them on fire with a red lighter on Nov. 12, 2008.

Seriously: what possible difference would it make what color the lighter was?

JWBear · 06-12-2009, 10:29 AM

Obviously they are being persecuted by our corporate overlords for demonstrating against the evil that Walmart does to indigenous culture and our planet. Our free speech rights are being suppressed!

Free the Panama Beach 2!!!

JWBear · 06-12-2009, 10:30 AM

(That was, of course, totaly tongue-in-cheek.)

lashbear · 06-12-2009, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Mark Lowe, executive director for the Lava Hot Springs State Foundation, says the state doesn't recognize gay or lesbian marriage and defines a family as one male, one female and children.

He says as a state agency the foundation must follow Idaho law.

Perhaps Mark is actually trying to do them a favour. By doing this, the case gets media attention and the stupidity of the whole "you're not a family" thing gets in peoples mind. It could help folks reasses their opinion on family... maybe?

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06-09-2009, 09:19 PM	#1622
Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	With a good end zone dance. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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06-11-2009, 03:27 PM	#1624
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Woman who missed Air France 447 flight dies in car accident. Are we sure this isn't a promotional stunt for the new Final Destination? __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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06-12-2009, 08:40 AM	#1625
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Liar liar, pants on fire. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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06-12-2009, 08:46 AM	#1626
mousepod You broke your Ramadar! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,635	I love that the writer of this story created an atypical lede just to make that joke. Bravo. __________________ "Give the public everything you can give them, keep the place as clean as you can keep it, keep it friendly" - Walt Disney
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06-12-2009, 10:29 AM	#1628
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Obviously they are being persecuted by our corporate overlords for demonstrating against the evil that Walmart does to indigenous culture and our planet. Our free speech rights are being suppressed! Free the Panama Beach 2!!! __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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06-12-2009, 10:30 AM	#1629
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	(That was, of course, totaly tongue-in-cheek.) __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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