WTF Stories of the Week - Page 165

Ghoulish Delight · 06-19-2009, 10:22 AM

I don't cotton to that kind of bathroom humor. Period.

Alex · 06-19-2009, 10:25 AM

Hey! You menstruated on my lunch!

Damn, I suck at pun threads.

Also, GD, you're the first person since my first wife I've heard refer to them as corks.

Strangler Lewis · 06-19-2009, 10:46 AM

A friend in need is a friend in deed.

Cadaverous Pallor · 06-19-2009, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

Also, GD, you're the first person since my first wife I've heard refer to them as corks.

I always thought of it as a cotton injection...

SzczerbiakManiac · 06-19-2009, 04:38 PM

Or as the Landover Baptist Church refers to them, Satan's Little Cotton Fingers

Ghoulish Delight · 06-19-2009, 04:45 PM

That's it, I'm pulling the plug on this conversation. We're just cycling through infertile material now. And it's really cramping this thread. If some infrequent, monthly visitor to the board were to see this, they'd think we're all pretty unsanitary. I'm spotting some folks who just want to pad their post count.

Help! Stop me!!!!

innerSpaceman · 06-19-2009, 05:14 PM

oh, if i were only still a moderator .... well, ya know, as soon as i stopped laughing.

lashbear · 06-19-2009, 10:13 PM

OK let's give up the whole pun notion. What shall we do instead? We could go Swimming, or Sailing, or Horseriding....

(if you don't get it, ask aand I'll explain... Not sure about Aussie Vs US ad content..)

SzczerbiakManiac · 06-20-2009, 07:27 AM

It sounds like someone has herpes....

Kevy Baby · 06-20-2009, 09:44 AM

Heck, even the story itself got one in:

Quote:

Thefts from feminine-hygiene dispensers have been spotty in the past, she said.

06-19-2009, 10:22 AM	#1641
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	I don't cotton to that kind of bathroom humor. Period. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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06-19-2009, 10:25 AM	#1642
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Hey! You menstruated on my lunch! Damn, I suck at pun threads. Also, GD, you're the first person since my first wife I've heard refer to them as corks.
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06-19-2009, 10:46 AM	#1643
Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	A friend in need is a friend in deed. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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06-19-2009, 04:38 PM	#1645
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Or as the Landover Baptist Church refers to them, Satan's Little Cotton Fingers __________________
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06-19-2009, 04:45 PM	#1646
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	That's it, I'm pulling the plug on this conversation. We're just cycling through infertile material now. And it's really cramping this thread. If some infrequent, monthly visitor to the board were to see this, they'd think we're all pretty unsanitary. I'm spotting some folks who just want to pad their post count. Help! Stop me!!!! __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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06-19-2009, 05:14 PM	#1647
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	oh, if i were only still a moderator .... well, ya know, as soon as i stopped laughing.
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06-19-2009, 10:13 PM	#1648
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	OK let's give up the whole pun notion. What shall we do instead? We could go Swimming, or Sailing, or Horseriding.... (if you don't get it, ask aand I'll explain... Not sure about Aussie Vs US ad content..) __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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06-20-2009, 07:27 AM	#1649
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	It sounds like someone has herpes.... __________________
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