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				How to juice a cucumber.
			 
			No, that's not the latest title from Oprah's book club.  I actually need advice on how to juice a cucumber without a juicer.  We had a juicer. It sat unused for years.  We finally donated it a couple weeks ago.  Now I need to juice cucumbers. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			The best I've come up with is to go at it in a food processor and strain it, but any other suggestions would be appreciated. 
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		 Grate it on a box grater into a bowl (lined with cheesecloth) and then squeeze. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Failing that, get your juicer back. :-)  | 
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		 Ooh, I like that.  Anything to avoid dragging the Cuissinart out. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Blender and strain it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 [Fills in for Kevy with somewhat inappropriate joke] 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Seriously, though, what fer do you need the cucumber juice?  | 
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		 Dood.  We had that damn juicer for 7 years.  Used it twice.  Took up space in our soon-to-be-baby's-room since then. And the thing was HUGE. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			I can't believe you have an actual need for it....2 weeks after I got rid of it. At least cheesecloth takes up a lot less space. 
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		 You can also rub it over one of those japanese ginger graters (the ones that look like a prickly board) and then squeeze that pulp through a cloth as well (a brand new, well washed chux cloth or similar fills in for cheesecloth very well) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Of course.  Chux cloth.  I'll just run out to my local, umm, chux monger and get some. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Chux cloth seems like something you would catch barf with. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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