WTF Stories of the Week - Page 235

Strangler Lewis · 01-21-2010, 12:42 PM

There pretty much has to be nuclear testing going on in my neighborhood for me to even think about wearing a pair of sunglasses. I don't like the way they pinch my head, and I don't think it's a good look for most people on most days.

Alex · 01-21-2010, 12:50 PM

I generally lose the cloth pouch on my way out of the sunglasses store.

And if I'm outside while the sun is up I'm probably wearing sunglasses. I would prefer not to but my eyes seems to be above-normal in terms of light sensitivity and otherwise I end up walking around with my eyes mostly closed.

Chernabog · 01-21-2010, 02:04 PM

In the description tab, I totally read this:

Quote:

This breakthrough innovation from the aerospace industry is blended with resins and assembled into structures more than 40 layers thick.

as this:

Quote:

This breakthrough innovation from the aerospace industry is blended with raisins and assembled into structures more than 40 layers thick.

I was like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Kevy Baby · 01-21-2010, 02:44 PM

It's amazing what they can with raisins these days.

Ghoulish Delight · 01-21-2010, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

I generally lose the cloth pouch on my way out of the sunglasses store.

And if I'm outside while the sun is up I'm probably wearing sunglasses. I would prefer not to but my eyes seems to be above-normal in terms of light sensitivity and otherwise I end up walking around with my eyes mostly closed.

Well, you DID cook them with blacklight.

Alex · 01-21-2010, 06:47 PM

It's been lifelong (I know you're kidding). We once had a neighbor that thought I was blind for a short while because whenever she saw me walking down the street it looked like my eyes were closed.

Frikitiki · 01-26-2010, 10:07 AM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_421751.html

personal body decorations taken to a new level...

Kevy Baby · 01-26-2010, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frikitiki

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_421751.html

personal body decorations taken to a new level...

.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jennifer Love Hewitt

"It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays."

Chernabog · 01-26-2010, 10:31 AM

I think my IQ lowered a few points from clicking on that link. Bad JLH.

Betty · 01-26-2010, 10:37 AM

Will she be using "my pink button" too? I'm at work and I don't want to search for the link from here but feel free. (it's pink dye for your snooch)

Snooch - it's snatch and cooch together as Snooch.

01-21-2010, 12:42 PM	#2341
Strangler Lewis Doing The Job Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In a state Posts: 3,956	There pretty much has to be nuclear testing going on in my neighborhood for me to even think about wearing a pair of sunglasses. I don't like the way they pinch my head, and I don't think it's a good look for most people on most days. __________________ Live now-pay later. Diner's Club!
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01-21-2010, 12:50 PM	#2342
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	I generally lose the cloth pouch on my way out of the sunglasses store. And if I'm outside while the sun is up I'm probably wearing sunglasses. I would prefer not to but my eyes seems to be above-normal in terms of light sensitivity and otherwise I end up walking around with my eyes mostly closed.
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01-21-2010, 02:44 PM	#2344
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	It's amazing what they can with raisins these days. __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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01-21-2010, 06:47 PM	#2346
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	It's been lifelong (I know you're kidding). We once had a neighbor that thought I was blind for a short while because whenever she saw me walking down the street it looked like my eyes were closed.
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01-26-2010, 10:07 AM	#2347
Frikitiki Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Honolulu Posts: 187	"It shined like a disco ball" http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_421751.html personal body decorations taken to a new level... __________________ veteran of 11 global Disney theme parks My web site: http://www.frikitikiproductions.com Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/coconutwireless Plurk: http://www.plurk.com/user/frikitiki Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/frikitiki Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/frikitiki Blog: http://www.thetikioutpost.com
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01-26-2010, 10:31 AM	#2349
Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	I think my IQ lowered a few points from clicking on that link. Bad JLH. __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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01-26-2010, 10:37 AM	#2350
Betty Kicking up my heels! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Silver State Posts: 3,783	Will she be using "my pink button" too? I'm at work and I don't want to search for the link from here but feel free. (it's pink dye for your snooch) Snooch - it's snatch and cooch together as Snooch. __________________ Nee Stell Thue
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