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		 I did a google image search of the phrase "hitachi magic hand massager."  I turned strict filter on.  This was the first returned result. 
		
	
		
		
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		 Wow, I don't think I've seen them in blue before 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I know the Magic Wand is indeed magic...  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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	Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong  | 
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			 I throw stones at houses 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 And has all sorts of fun optional accessories 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 "ZER-bee-ak" 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 With friends like this.... Not for the squeamish! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 An **eel**????? EEeewwww!!!  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Which led me to: Video Games are not that important (also not for the squeamish) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Not quite a true 'WTF', but I didn't know where else to put this one: 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Julia Louis-Dreyfus Honored On Walk Of Fame… With A Typo Quote: 
	
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		 I saw that and lol'd 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			a least she found it as funny as everyone else did 
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