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Alex · 01-13-2011, 11:25 AM

On no trip there have the zebras ever been visible for my enjoyment.

So **** 'em says I.

Ghoulish Delight · 01-13-2011, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex

On no trip there have the zebras ever been visible for my enjoyment.

Makes it barely worth bringing the gun along.

Moonliner · 01-13-2011, 12:34 PM

So what's your sign?

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Astronomers have restored the original Babylonian zodiac by recalculating the dates that correspond with each sign to accommodate millennia of subtle shifts in the Earth's axis. Prepare to have your minds blown, all you people with easily blowable minds.

Gemini? I don't want to be no stinking Gemini. F that. I'm sticking with my Chinese equivalent: Tiger.

Morrigoon · 01-13-2011, 12:56 PM

Yeah um... I'm pretty much the DEFINITION of an Aquarius, and my husband an Aries, so I don't see us taking on Capricorn and Pisces identities any time soon.

Not that it matters, since it's all crap

Interesting though!

Betty · 01-13-2011, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Sure, and raccoons are basically masked cats.

Psh. Horses and zebras are a lot closer than that. Haven't you heard of a zorse?*

I've never heard of a ... um... cacoon?

*( okay - I hadn't - but I did look up a little on zebras and horses and found that although they are similar, zebras are very wild and difficult to train. Zorses a little bit easier but only if you start within days of their birth. Themoreyouknow!)

Alex · 01-13-2011, 03:12 PM

Oddly, I think a Hebra is the mating of a circumcised horse with a female zebra.

Kevy Baby · 01-13-2011, 04:38 PM

I'd hate to be the Mohel for that job

Though the tips would be HUGE

Betty · 01-13-2011, 04:58 PM

They also have Zonkeys.

Morrigoon · 01-13-2011, 05:17 PM

I thought those were called Zedonks?

lashbear · 01-16-2011, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Betty

They also have Zonkeys.

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon

I thought those were called Zedonks?

No. They're called Tourist Traps.

BTW: the zodiac change thing doesn't affect me - I'm still a Sagittarian. Half man, half horse.

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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	Yeah um... I'm pretty much the DEFINITION of an Aquarius, and my husband an Aries, so I don't see us taking on Capricorn and Pisces identities any time soon. Not that it matters, since it's all crap Interesting though! __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Oddly, I think a Hebra is the mating of a circumcised horse with a female zebra.
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Morrigoon I throw stones at houses Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Location: Location Posts: 9,534	I thought those were called Zedonks? __________________ http://bash.org/?top "It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion." -- William Randolph Inge
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