WTF Stories of the Week - Page 368

SzczerbiakManiac · 10-03-2012, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

To the ad's poster I would like to say, "good luck with that my fellow nerd." I think you have the same odds of finding a unicorn as you do with finding someone that meets all your criteria, but I hope you can grant your buddy his wish.

What I also find curious is his odd use of quotes. Why are these things in quotes?

Quote:

"future husband to be" would prefer if the DM could be topless.
There will be 5 "guys" that will be [participating] including myself.

Is the "future husband to be" not really getting married?
Are the five "guys" really women in drag?
Inquiring minds want to know.

JWBear · 10-03-2012, 09:26 AM

Did you all know that heterosexuality has been banned in California? According to wingnut Linda Harvey, it has. So, all you straight people, get with the program!

Ghoulish Delight · 10-03-2012, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

To the ad's poster I would like to say, "good luck with that my fellow nerd." I think you have the same odds of finding a unicorn as you do with finding someone that meets all your criteria, but I hope you can grant your buddy his wish.

Now that Boing Boing picked the ad up, they've got a chance.

Capt Jack · 10-03-2012, 04:25 PM

4-pound hairball removed from girl's stomach

image spoilered cuz...well frankly its gross!

Spoiler:

alphabassettgrrl · 10-03-2012, 06:07 PM

WTF for sure!

Moonliner · 10-04-2012, 08:34 AM

Now how about this: It turns out that doing this really will make you go blind.

Glad I never touch it.

Ghoulish Delight · 10-04-2012, 08:54 AM

Yeah, but it still helps prevent cancer. And of the ways to get a legitimate excuse for a weed prescription, I'll take glaucoma over cancer. Plus, I would have real performance issues if I quit that. I'd probably never be able to keep myself up long enough to get the job done if I stop my regular habit.

SzczerbiakManiac · 10-04-2012, 09:20 AM

Beer Flavored with Bull Testicles
It started off as an April Fools joke, but now they're really making it.

Capt Jack · 10-04-2012, 09:55 AM

yeah, no interest in tea-bagged beer, thanks just the same

alphabassettgrrl · 10-04-2012, 10:13 AM

So if I drink decaf, I'm good?

10-03-2012, 09:26 AM	#3672
JWBear Worn Romantic Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Long Beach California Posts: 8,435	Did you all know that heterosexuality has been banned in California? According to wingnut Linda Harvey, it has. So, all you straight people, get with the program! __________________ Unrestrained frivolity will lead to the downfall of modern society.
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10-03-2012, 04:25 PM	#3674
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	4-pound hairball removed from girl's stomach image spoilered cuz...well frankly its gross! Spoiler: __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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10-03-2012, 06:07 PM	#3675
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	WTF for sure! __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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10-04-2012, 08:34 AM	#3676
Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Now how about this: It turns out that doing this really will make you go blind. Glad I never touch it. __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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10-04-2012, 08:54 AM	#3677
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Yeah, but it still helps prevent cancer. And of the ways to get a legitimate excuse for a weed prescription, I'll take glaucoma over cancer. Plus, I would have real performance issues if I quit that. I'd probably never be able to keep myself up long enough to get the job done if I stop my regular habit. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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10-04-2012, 09:20 AM	#3678
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	Do Not Want Beer Flavored with Bull Testicles It started off as an April Fools joke, but now they're really making it. __________________
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10-04-2012, 09:55 AM	#3679
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	yeah, no interest in tea-bagged beer, thanks just the same __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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10-04-2012, 10:13 AM	#3680
alphabassettgrrl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,978	So if I drink decaf, I'm good? __________________ Why cycling? Anything [sport] that had to do with a ball, I wasn't very good at. -Lance Armstrong
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