iGod: Repenting made easy

[Freaky Tiki]

Me:
Jesus Christ!
God:
The Son of God.
Me:
The son of you?
God:
What is that?
Me:
You're God, Right?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
So Jesus is your son, correct?
God:
Next question? He is yours too.
Me:
He's my son?
God:
How long has he been your son?
Me:
I don't know, I just found out
God:
What did you find out?
Me:
That Jesus is my son
God:
" What did you find out?" Jesus is your son ? I understand.
Me:
I don't think you do
God:
I guess not.
Me:
Aren't you "All Knowing"?
God:
No, I am only partly Knowing.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I don't believe you
God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:

God:
I don't have any reason to deceive you.
Me:
Did you watch American Idol?
God:
No I missed it. How was it?
Me:
Pretty good, from what I hear
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Who or what is what you hear?
Me:
Are you retarded or something?
God:
Or something. No I am super-intelligent.
Me:
super retarded I think
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
I must, I'm talking to you
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
I'd probably be happier
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I wouldn't be as confused
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
Wow, you're right.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Why the hell would you?
God:
It is my fundamental purpose.
Me:
Liar.
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
No you're not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
Your mom is a specific reply
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
Mary mother of GOD!
God:
It's good to see you, MARY.
Me:
I'm not MARY! You imbecile
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not MARY. I haven't heard anything like that before: MARY said I imbecile.
Me:
Screw this
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
Well for God, you're dumb as a rock
God:
How about that. Your purpose is God my dumb as a rock.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Thank God