Some horrible, terrible, foul jokes... - Page 4

Not Afraid · 05-22-2006, 02:45 PM

The Pope has Bird Flu!

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Gemini Cricket · 05-22-2006, 02:48 PM

In retaliation for the Pope getting bird flu, Bush has decided to bomb the Canary Islands and Turkey.

BunnyTravolta · 06-14-2006, 11:14 PM

Three Jews walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says.....

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BunnyTravolta · 06-14-2006, 11:18 PM

Why'd the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

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BunnyTravolta · 06-14-2006, 11:19 PM

What's the difference between a lightbulb and a virgin?

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CoasterMatt · 06-15-2006, 06:23 AM

Here's one from Stand Up Saddam...

What do you get when you have 60,000 Iranians buried to their necks in sand?

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Gemini Cricket · 06-15-2006, 06:48 AM

10 frat boys enter a pub and decide to find out who has the biggest penis. They all jump on the bar and whip them out and start to compare.
Just then, Elton John enters the bar with George Michael in tow. George looks at Elton and says,

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Scrooge McSam · 06-15-2006, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

10 frat boys enter a pub and decide to find out who has the biggest penis. They all jump on the bar and whip them out and start to compare.

I obviously attended the wrong university.

Gemini Cricket · 06-15-2006, 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scrooge McSam

I obviously attended the wrong university.

I failed to mention that this wasn't a joke but my observation last weekend on the town.

Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 06-23-2006, 10:09 PM

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.

After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"

The woman says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."

05-22-2006, 02:45 PM	#31
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	The Pope has Bird Flu! Spoiler: He got it from one of his cardinals.
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05-22-2006, 02:48 PM	#32
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	In retaliation for the Pope getting bird flu, Bush has decided to bomb the Canary Islands and Turkey.
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06-14-2006, 11:14 PM	#33
BunnyTravolta Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Ellensburg, WA Posts: 48	Three Jews walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says..... Spoiler: "What the hell is this, some kind of joke?"
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06-14-2006, 11:18 PM	#34
BunnyTravolta Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Ellensburg, WA Posts: 48	Why'd the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Spoiler: She kept throwing away all the "W's'"
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06-14-2006, 11:19 PM	#35
BunnyTravolta Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Ellensburg, WA Posts: 48	What's the difference between a lightbulb and a virgin? Spoiler: You can unscrew a lightbulb.
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06-15-2006, 06:23 AM	#36
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Here's one from Stand Up Saddam... What do you get when you have 60,000 Iranians buried to their necks in sand? Spoiler: NOT ENOUGH SAND! __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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06-15-2006, 06:48 AM	#37
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	10 frat boys enter a pub and decide to find out who has the biggest penis. They all jump on the bar and whip them out and start to compare. Just then, Elton John enters the bar with George Michael in tow. George looks at Elton and says, Spoiler: "Ooh, look! It's a buffet!"
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06-23-2006, 10:09 PM	#40
Bornieo: Fully Loaded Lego Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Disneyland, USA Posts: 3,704	A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall. The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?" The woman says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."
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