If ever there was a justifiable cause to actually kill the kids

Kevy Baby · 08-06-2006, 09:43 PM

This one deserved a thread of its own. Let me know if it is unviewable and I will save it and host it.

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wendybeth · 08-06-2006, 10:37 PM

Heh heh...Anyone with such light colored furniture and little ones is just asking for it..... My niece had her toddler take a black Sharpie to her white leather couch.

NirvanaMan · 08-06-2006, 10:41 PM

You needed a reason?

Hippie.

Alex · 08-06-2006, 10:42 PM

Hey, I'm pro-choice up to puberty.

RStar · 08-06-2006, 10:48 PM

And why was a can of white paint opened and left unatended with kids arround? I do hope it was water based, though......

flippyshark · 08-06-2006, 11:23 PM

Hmmm. Count me suspicious. I mean, if this happened in your house, would you first go get your camera and photograph the little dears smiling amid their handiwork? And the mess looks oddly contained. I dunno, though, maybe it's the real deal. I'd love to hear the story first hand if it is.

Gn2Dlnd · 08-07-2006, 12:16 AM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ugly furniture, too.

And Flippy? If I walked in on that, I'd definitely take a picture - clean up isn't going to be delayed by THAT long, anger gets diverted, and the story just wouldn't be enough without illustrations.

scaeagles · 08-07-2006, 06:20 AM

We tell our kids that they are on an 18 year trial period. Up until they are 18 we can return them at any time. Once they are 18 we can kick them out.

I feel fortunate to have had nothing like this happen in my household.

Gemini Cricket · 08-07-2006, 06:25 AM

Yep, no kids for me. Thank you very much. Now I think I'll take my disposable income and go out and buy Frodo a bone shaped food dish...

Cadaverous Pallor · 08-07-2006, 10:56 AM

Puh-leeze. An open can of paint.

If anyone, parents that stupid should kill themselves.

08-06-2006, 09:43 PM	#1
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	If ever there was a justifiable cause to actually kill the kids This one deserved a thread of its own. Let me know if it is unviewable and I will save it and host it. Thanks to Coaster Matt for the link __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	Heh heh...Anyone with such light colored furniture and little ones is just asking for it..... My niece had her toddler take a black Sharpie to her white leather couch. __________________
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NirvanaMan Making Change Happen Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 990	You needed a reason? Hippie.
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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Hey, I'm pro-choice up to puberty.
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RStar Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Me & Manyard hangin out! Posts: 5,433	And why was a can of white paint opened and left unatended with kids arround? I do hope it was water based, though...... __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! www.StarTownGifts.com
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08-06-2006, 11:23 PM	#6
flippyshark Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 2,852	Hmmm. Count me suspicious. I mean, if this happened in your house, would you first go get your camera and photograph the little dears smiling amid their handiwork? And the mess looks oddly contained. I dunno, though, maybe it's the real deal. I'd love to hear the story first hand if it is.
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08-07-2006, 12:16 AM	#7
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ugly furniture, too. And Flippy? If I walked in on that, I'd definitely take a picture - clean up isn't going to be delayed by THAT long, anger gets diverted, and the story just wouldn't be enough without illustrations. __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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08-07-2006, 06:20 AM	#8
scaeagles I LIKE! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,819	We tell our kids that they are on an 18 year trial period. Up until they are 18 we can return them at any time. Once they are 18 we can kick them out. I feel fortunate to have had nothing like this happen in my household.
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08-07-2006, 06:25 AM	#9
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Yep, no kids for me. Thank you very much. Now I think I'll take my disposable income and go out and buy Frodo a bone shaped food dish...
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08-07-2006, 10:56 AM	#10
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	Puh-leeze. An open can of paint. If anyone, parents that stupid should kill themselves. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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