That's 2 (Gerald Ford)

[Alex]

Originally Posted by JWBear

"His people"????

Yes, as Malcolm X criticized blacks who straighten their hair, I hold lefties who wrap around in similar regard. As The Advocate disdains closeted homosexuals who go to great lengths to deny themselves, I so hold wrap around lefties.

It is a humiliating rejection of the uniqueness that binds us together as a race of humanity. As the brave Iraqis proudly held up their purple stained fingers, the left handed of the world must unite behind the ink-stained sides of their beautiful left hands!

Or something like that.