The Airing of Grievances

[Prudence]

What is with the hand dryers in public restrooms now being installed on the wall behind the sink? It's completely awkward to try to use them while someone is using the sinks, and to use them you'd have to lean over the perpetually damn counter any how. Is this some plot to reduce energy costs by persuading us to stop using them? I object! *gavel*

And I would like to complain that I have no gavel icon to use. I should have a virtual gavel to go with my new engraved gavel.