Ceci n'est pas un compliment - The Surrealist Compliment Generator

[Not Afraid]

Your Hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans.


You are the Ayatollah of Confusion on the night of Divalí.


Your presence reminds one of a blind jackal, eternally dependent upon misguided archbishops to provide instruction in bowling.


And, this one says it all......
You have not yet reached the height of your depravity.