How many people are rich

[Strangler Lewis]

I remember in the original "Father of the Bride," the groom's father had all these grand plans about building the kids a house to live in after they were married. They rejected it and said they would find their own house to buy. When asked how they would afford it, they said they would get a mortgage. The groom's mother nearly fainted with horror. Spencer Tracy leaped in to say, "Nothing wrong with a mortgage. Had one myself 'til recently."