Cats and Christmas trees

[Not Afraid]

Get a tree and don'e decorate it or water it. It makes a great scratching post.

If they eat tinsel, it will come out the other end and most likely have a turd wrapped around it. The tinsel will not come all of the way out of the cat's but, so the cat will run around like a banshee trying to get away from the turd on a string that is chasing him. When you do catch him, you'll get the pleasure of pulling a long strand of tinsel out of his ass.

Decorate a tree outside.

Give up and throw a large NYE party, invite everyone to spread matresses everywhere and skip Christmas all together.