*NEW* Banana Guard - Get yours here

[Ponine]

I am wow'd, speechless and turning red all at once.

I mean why didnt one of US think of this, and why arent WE making the money from it.

And why would anyone create an item that is assuredly going to create tons of conversation the second anyone sees it????



It's a banana guard.... really. No, the kind of bananas that you make into pie...
Banana Guard

Q: "Not all bananas are the same size or shape, so how can the Banana Guard fit them all?"

A: The Banana Guard was specially designed to accommodate the majority of banana sizes. Our testing indicates that over 90% of commercially available bananas will fit into the Banana Guard. Highly curved bananas can be straightened ever-so-slightly without harm to fit the Banana Guard shape. The opposite holds true of very straight bananas.

And before you ask.....

Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"

A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.