Late Breaking News! Iowa Man Beaten with Bag of Cheetos is "OK"

AllyOops! · 09-20-2007, 02:09 PM

In my shady past, I've tied up people using Twizzlers while bitch slapping them with a Ho Ho. It was only because I was sky high after snorting Pixie Stick lines all night with Twinkie The Kid.

I haven't read the story yet, but how does one get injured from a bag of Cheetos? Was the bag of Cheetos glued to the tip of a Louisville slugger? Now I'm gonna have to read that story to find out!

09-20-2007, 02:09 PM	#5
AllyOops! It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Introspection Intersection Posts: 1,207	In my shady past, I've tied up people using Twizzlers while bitch slapping them with a Ho Ho. It was only because I was sky high after snorting Pixie Stick lines all night with Twinkie The Kid. I haven't read the story yet, but how does one get injured from a bag of Cheetos? Was the bag of Cheetos glued to the tip of a Louisville slugger? Now I'm gonna have to read that story to find out!
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