Dove Contest - Take 1 (Need Feedback ASAP!!)

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Bwahahah! This is all too crazy for me.

If you would like to me to record "tired of the same old shower?" I can try that as well. Though my worry then is inconsistency if I don't say the middle part, and overdoing it if I do say all the lines, like I'm reading a powerpoint presentation out loud.

I can't even say which version I like better. I can see the pros and cons for both.