Robber shoots himself in the nuts.

[wendybeth]

Originally Posted by RStar

He only shot off his left nut. He could, in fact, still pass on some genes through his right nut. However, I doubt he'll be getting anyone preggy anytime soon in prisson. And then, God help us, the type of girl that he would knock up couldn't have her ducks in a row if she goes out with some ex con self ball shooter.

Precisely why it is imperative that he qualifies for the Darwin award. Maybe they should put him in a safe room with a pistol so he can finish off the other side. People like him (including anyone who might actually want to breed with him) should not be allowed to pass on whatever semblance of a genetic code they may posses.