Make Mine Chocolate

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Originally Posted by scaeagles

What if you like hasenpfeffer a few months after Easter?

I'm imagining scaeagles trying to slit a bunny's fuzzy throat.... then bursting into tears and letting it go.

Originally Posted by Alex

Encyclopedia Brown taught me they were, but that asshole lied.

You read all of those too? He taught me that squirrels don't ever move backwards down a tree, and that if there's something loose in a truckbed and the truck stops suddenly, inertia carries it forward, not back over the tailgate.