Hello, You've Got Rapture

Fab · 06-11-2008, 06:49 PM

If you're a Jehovah's Witness, it's 144,000 people.

They used to promise that the first person in each family would go, when the world ended in 1915.

Shortly after a very uncomfortable and embarrassing New Year's day, 1916, they said that there was a big war in heaven then, and the end of the OLD world happened. We just didn't notice it here.

Then, after someone noted (sometime in the 70s) that there were more than 144K new families, the rule changed to say that yes, 144 thousand would go to heaven, but it was people who just *knew* that they were the ones. Yes, yes, that's what we meant all along.

Sorry if I sound a little bitter, but I'm cleaning out old JW books from every closet of my dead Grandmother's home. When her money ran out, her "friends" disappeared and she pretty much died alone.

06-11-2008, 06:49 PM	#3
Fab Señora Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 124	If you're a Jehovah's Witness, it's 144,000 people. They used to promise that the first person in each family would go, when the world ended in 1915. Shortly after a very uncomfortable and embarrassing New Year's day, 1916, they said that there was a big war in heaven then, and the end of the OLD world happened. We just didn't notice it here. Then, after someone noted (sometime in the 70s) that there were more than 144K new families, the rule changed to say that yes, 144 thousand would go to heaven, but it was people who just knew that they were the ones. Yes, yes, that's what we meant all along. Sorry if I sound a little bitter, but I'm cleaning out old JW books from every closet of my dead Grandmother's home. When her money ran out, her "friends" disappeared and she pretty much died alone.
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