WTF Stories of the Week

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Couple charged with stealing steaks, chicken wings

A man and woman have been charged with using a steak knife to make threats when stealing 20 steaks and a bag of chicken wings from a Buffalo supermarket Wednesday afternoon.

The officers recovered the steaks inside a washing machine and the chicken wings inside Smith's purse.

These is my kinds of people! "Honey, the warshin' machine is almost out of steak, couldja run down to the Save-A-Buck and grab a couple? Oh, and leave your purse here. Nom nom nom."