WTF Stories of the Week - Page 80

bewitched · 11-12-2008, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Betty

Evolution in action?

Or maybe we're just all brain damaged monkeys.

bewitched · 11-12-2008, 08:43 AM

Naked Japanese major nabbed with women's underwear

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He thought it would be funny if he went into the store stark naked, that it would surprise people.

I wonder why he decided to leave his shoes on.

CoasterMatt · 11-12-2008, 10:36 AM

Here's a horrifying headline-

Penis Surgery **** Up

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A TERRITORIAN says he could have died after an operation on his penis left him bleeding heavily.

Michael Eglington, 53, said he collapsed from blood loss as he rushed back to Royal Darwin Hospital less than an hour after being discharged.

Thankfully, the article (which has a pretty gruesome description) doesn't have any photos of the injury.

But they do have a photo of the guy, with a caption "not happy"

Kevy Baby · 11-12-2008, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Here's a horrifying headline-

Penis Surgery **** Up

Thankfully, the article (which has a pretty gruesome description) doesn't have any photos of the injury.

But they do have a photo of the guy, with a caption "not happy"

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He said he looked down to see that he was sitting in "an inch of blood" in the chair. He used a nappy to soak up the blood as he drove back to hospital where he collapsed against the emergency counter.

Man, if I had a nickle for every time this happened to me...

Morrigoon · 11-12-2008, 03:02 PM

Haha... the irony of it being the Royal Darwin Hospital

Kevy Baby · 11-12-2008, 05:09 PM

Fleeing cops? Don't give them your ID first
Driver charged after handing over license at checkpoint and speeding away

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PORTSMOUTH, N.H. - It perhaps wasn't the most well thought out escape

Police say a man handed over his license and registration at a sobriety checkpoint during the weekend, then peeled out and sped away, almost hitting an officer.

DOH!

Ghoulish Delight · 11-12-2008, 05:51 PM

New golf club improves flow of the game - it's a urinal

Ummmmmm, no, I'll hold it thanks.

bewitched · 11-12-2008, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt

Here's a horrifying headline-

Penis Surgery **** Up

Thankfully, the article (which has a pretty gruesome description) doesn't have any photos of the injury.

But they do have a photo of the guy, with a caption "not happy"

I wouldn't be happy either if the whole world now knew I had genital warts.

Kevy Baby · 11-12-2008, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bewitched

I wouldn't be happy either if the whole world now knew I had genital warts.

Do you?

bewitched · 11-12-2008, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

Do you?

Thankfully, no.

Nor, thankfully, do I have a penis...a grossly mishandled one at that.

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