Confess!

[Pirate Bill]

Originally Posted by Capt Jack

I took it to mean she did Jodie Sweetin

(I kid. I still dont know what it means, but I kid)

I took it to mean this (at 0:17).

I confess, I watched way more Full House than I probably should have.

I confess that I hated Bob Saget, but love him now that I have learned he's not as clean as he is portrayed to be in Full House and American's Funniest Videos.

I confess that I actually hated everyone on that show except Lori Loughlin, who I lusted for. Maybe that's why I watched it.