A Very Special Magical Christmas Experience Parade!

Gemini Cricket · 12-21-2009, 01:07 PM

During this special time of the year, I love to sit next to the fire and reminisce about holidays of old. One very magical and memorable time was when I spent a day at Disneyland right around Christmas time. The highlight of the day was taking my niece, Alopecia, to see the Disneyland’s “A Christmas Fantasy” Parade.

After I downed several drinks at DCA’s Cove Bar, me and Alopecia crossed the Esplanade and looked for a spot on Matterhorn Way to watch the Christmas Parade. What good luck it was to have “Alie” there to carry all my bags chocked full of Christmas goodies. She’s really strong. Nine bags!

What's this? Something’s on the horizon. Yes, there it is, Alopecia! Disneyland’s “A Christmas Fantasy” Parade.

A ballerina on a stick and her large fuzzy companion bids us welcome to their Christmas shenanigans.

Big large teddy bear companion says ‘Hello, kids. Lookit me I’m a big large teddy bear.’

Ballerina on a stick. Don't sit down too fast, Sister!

Next came the toy soldier marching band.

Trumpet doings.

Hi, toy soldier dude! Hmm. I smell sweat…

We bid the toy soldiers a fond farewell.

Next came the elves. Alopecia was beside herself.

A pair of big ducks. You know, Daffy and the other one.

More teddy bearage.

Santa’s wife says ‘Happy Holidays, bitches.’

Such a nice lady.

Here comes the next float! Alopecia went to get us coffee. She’s so independent at four years of age.

Enchanted snow mice things.

Yay! Here are the snowflake chicks!

The children can’t contain their joy. It’s a Christmas miracle!

Here’s the rub. Roller skates! Easy there, sister, don’t fall or you’ll crack your flakes!

The next float is on its way. Christmas tree fantasy.

The snow kids join the festivities.

This one didn’t have a face. I think it melted and fell off.

A snow person says, ‘Hello, I’m a snow person’ to a little cherub of an onlooker.

Well if it isn’t the big cheese himself: Mickey! Where is that girl with my coffee?

Skate, Rat! Skate!

Clarabelle the Moose (cow?) is taken hostage by the brethren of Gingerbread.

Clarabelle: “Unhand me, yeasty bastards!”

What the f*ck?

Mom says, ‘I wish I was in this parade.’ Hang on there, sister. You’ll get your chance someday. Everyone deserves to be in a parade.

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12-21-2009, 01:07 PM	#1
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	A Very Special Magical Christmas Experience Parade! During this special time of the year, I love to sit next to the fire and reminisce about holidays of old. One very magical and memorable time was when I spent a day at Disneyland right around Christmas time. The highlight of the day was taking my niece, Alopecia, to see the Disneyland’s “A Christmas Fantasy” Parade. After I downed several drinks at DCA’s Cove Bar, me and Alopecia crossed the Esplanade and looked for a spot on Matterhorn Way to watch the Christmas Parade. What good luck it was to have “Alie” there to carry all my bags chocked full of Christmas goodies. She’s really strong. Nine bags! What's this? Something’s on the horizon. Yes, there it is, Alopecia! Disneyland’s “A Christmas Fantasy” Parade. A ballerina on a stick and her large fuzzy companion bids us welcome to their Christmas shenanigans. Big large teddy bear companion says ‘Hello, kids. Lookit me I’m a big large teddy bear.’ Ballerina on a stick. Don't sit down too fast, Sister! Next came the toy soldier marching band. Trumpet doings. Hi, toy soldier dude! Hmm. I smell sweat… We bid the toy soldiers a fond farewell. Next came the elves. Alopecia was beside herself. A pair of big ducks. You know, Daffy and the other one. More teddy bearage. Santa’s wife says ‘Happy Holidays, bitches.’ Such a nice lady. Here comes the next float! Alopecia went to get us coffee. She’s so independent at four years of age. Enchanted snow mice things. Yay! Here are the snowflake chicks! The children can’t contain their joy. It’s a Christmas miracle! Here’s the rub. Roller skates! Easy there, sister, don’t fall or you’ll crack your flakes! The next float is on its way. Christmas tree fantasy. The snow kids join the festivities. This one didn’t have a face. I think it melted and fell off. A snow person says, ‘Hello, I’m a snow person’ to a little cherub of an onlooker. Well if it isn’t the big cheese himself: Mickey! Where is that girl with my coffee? Skate, Rat! Skate! Clarabelle the Moose (cow?) is taken hostage by the brethren of Gingerbread. Clarabelle: “Unhand me, yeasty bastards!” What the f*ck? Mom says, ‘I wish I was in this parade.’ Hang on there, sister. You’ll get your chance someday. Everyone deserves to be in a parade. cont'd
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