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Alex · 07-26-2013, 08:50 AM

I agree, which is why I've attended 100 baseball games and never been seen wearing a jersey. I even have this scale:

Microdouche: Wearing a team jersey at the opponent's stadium
Decidouche: Wearing a team jersey at the home stadium
Douche: Wearing a team jersey when not at a game
Kilodouche: Wearing a team jersey during the off season
Megadouche: Wearing a team jersey during the off season outside of the team's home territory

Seriously, I am so constantly sitting in judgment of people it is amazing I have a job.

07-26-2013, 08:50 AM	#11
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	I agree, which is why I've attended 100 baseball games and never been seen wearing a jersey. I even have this scale: Microdouche: Wearing a team jersey at the opponent's stadium Decidouche: Wearing a team jersey at the home stadium Douche: Wearing a team jersey when not at a game Kilodouche: Wearing a team jersey during the off season Megadouche: Wearing a team jersey during the off season outside of the team's home territory Seriously, I am so constantly sitting in judgment of people it is amazing I have a job.
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