Giant Squid photographed in the wild

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid

Masterbation, Viper Fish, Ex-Boyfriend,Giant Squid.

We can do a sex degrees of seperation game!

I hope you know you made my night when I read that! I thought I'd choke!!

My last ex-boyfriend was a masturbation happy viperfish. Now, if I could just work the giant squid in there, I'd have all degrees covered! Oh! I know! Maybe he secretely IS a giant squid. He's slimy, and he has no hands or fingers, just tentacles. It would explain why his immature ass never called again. You know, those suction cups can't dial and all.

Actually? I have a much better chance of having a giant squid phone me. And to be honest? I'd much rather talk to the giant squid. He's probably a better listener.