Corn Dog Redux

[Betty]

Corn dogs. meh. I'll pass. Now what my family really wants me to make are Holiday Hot Dogs. We too have a song for them that goes like this:

Holiday Hotdog (HotDog!)
Holiday Hotdog (HotDog!)
Mustard and ketchup (hotdog!)
onions and relish (hotdog!)
holiday hotdog (hotdog!)

rinse and repeat

Now what's odd is that there are no ketchup, onions, mustard or relish on these.

These are those little mini-weiners that you put in a pot with grape jelly and chili sauce and simmer until they are delish - I go on to add a few dashes or hot sauce and/or red chili flakes for a kick. Then you spear them with a toothpick and sing the song.

Mmmm.... Holiday hotdog.