I never know what to say... - Page 2

Gn2Dlnd · 03-09-2007, 01:26 PM

I have an active faith that's different than yours and I'm actually going to be late for my AA meeting if I don't ~~start getting ready~~ put this bottle down. Thanks for stopping by!

Ka-lick.

Moonliner · 03-09-2007, 01:38 PM

Well here is one example of how to deal with these awkward situations....
technically it's about Mormons, but it pretty much applies to all door knockers.

Door to Door video

Alex · 03-09-2007, 02:28 PM

While personality can obviously differ quite a bit from person to person, my experience was always that a polite "I'm not interested in talking" and we were on our way.

And don't think you're being clever with some complex way of scaring them off. They've seen it all before and you're likely not really phasing them. It is like tricking your way out of jury duty; you're probably not nearly so clever and original as you think.

If you do get an obnoxious or otherwise pushy person and care to complain, get a hold of the local Kingdom Hall and ask to speak about it and let them know when and where it happened.

sleepyjeff · 03-09-2007, 02:26 PM

Ask a difficult question like "where was Walt Disneys little sister Ruth buried?" or "what is the white stuff in hot dogs?"

Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 03-09-2007, 02:29 PM

"Thank you, but I don't share your beliefs. Good luck." Something along those lines, and then I politely back up and shut the door.

tracilicious · 03-09-2007, 03:52 PM

I agree with Alex. Just say you aren't interested and close the door. It won't phase them in the least. If you really don't like being bothered, ask them not to come to your door again. They'll write it down and remember it for at least a year.

Having somewhat of a grudge against JW's currently, I'm planning something more like this, "Is it true that JW's discourage oral sex? I like sucking c*ck WAY too much to be a JW if that's the case. Give me the biggest c*ck you can find and I'll suck it! I don't even care who it's attached to. Old guys, religious guys, atheists, young guys...Hell I'll even suck a smelly homeless guy's c*ck! That's just how much I love c*ck. Fvck do I love c*ck! Do you guys love c*ck as much as I do?"

Of course, it won't do any good. But I'll be amused.

Motorboat Cruiser · 03-09-2007, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by tracilicious

Having somewhat of a grudge against JW's currently, I'm planning something more like this, "Is it true that JW's discourage oral sex? I like sucking c*ck WAY too much to be a JW if that's the case. Give me the biggest c*ck you can find and I'll suck it! I don't even care who it's attached to. Old guys, religious guys, atheists, young guys...Hell I'll even suck a smelly homeless guy's c*ck! That's just how much I love c*ck. Fvck do I love c*ck! Do you guys love c*ck as much as I do?"

Looks like Sac is going to need some more watchtowers and another set of directions.

Oh, and it is taking every ounce of willpower not to add this to the quote list. I fear I may not hold out much longer.

Strangler Lewis · 03-12-2007, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tracilicious

Having somewhat of a grudge against JW's currently, I'm planning something more like this, "Is it true that JW's discourage oral sex? I like sucking c*ck WAY too much to be a JW if that's the case. Give me the biggest c*ck you can find and I'll suck it! I don't even care who it's attached to. Old guys, religious guys, atheists, young guys...Hell I'll even suck a smelly homeless guy's c*ck! That's just how much I love c*ck. Fvck do I love c*ck! Do you guys love c*ck as much as I do?"

This, of course, is the spirit of Jesus's message. Preface it with, "I bring you good news," and you have a gospel truly worth taking door to door.

3894 · 03-12-2007, 07:37 AM

If you come to my door and you're LDS, we'll talk about Utah because we like Utah and you probably are either from there or have relatives there.

Other denominations, peace be with you and don't let the door hit ya.

blueerica · 03-09-2007, 04:28 PM

I say go for it, MBC, before someone else does. Hehe

03-09-2007, 01:26 PM	#1
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	I have an active faith that's different than yours and I'm actually going to be late for my AA meeting if I don't ~~start getting ready~~ put this bottle down. Thanks for stopping by! Ka-lick. __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat? Last edited by Gn2Dlnd : 03-09-2007 at 02:26 PM.
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Moonliner 8/30/14 - Disneyland -10k or Bust. Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9,022	Well here is one example of how to deal with these awkward situations.... technically it's about Mormons, but it pretty much applies to all door knockers. Door to Door video __________________ - Taking it one step at a time.
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03-09-2007, 02:28 PM	#3
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	While personality can obviously differ quite a bit from person to person, my experience was always that a polite "I'm not interested in talking" and we were on our way. And don't think you're being clever with some complex way of scaring them off. They've seen it all before and you're likely not really phasing them. It is like tricking your way out of jury duty; you're probably not nearly so clever and original as you think. If you do get an obnoxious or otherwise pushy person and care to complain, get a hold of the local Kingdom Hall and ask to speak about it and let them know when and where it happened.
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sleepyjeff Go Hawks Go! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parkrose Posts: 2,632	Ask a difficult question like "where was Walt Disneys little sister Ruth buried?" or "what is the white stuff in hot dogs?" __________________ River Guardian-less
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Eliza Hodgkins 1812 Sputnik Sweetheart Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Long Beach Posts: 2,685	"Thank you, but I don't share your beliefs. Good luck." Something along those lines, and then I politely back up and shut the door.
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tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	I agree with Alex. Just say you aren't interested and close the door. It won't phase them in the least. If you really don't like being bothered, ask them not to come to your door again. They'll write it down and remember it for at least a year. Having somewhat of a grudge against JW's currently, I'm planning something more like this, "Is it true that JW's discourage oral sex? I like sucking cck WAY too much to be a JW if that's the case. Give me the biggest cck you can find and I'll suck it! I don't even care who it's attached to. Old guys, religious guys, atheists, young guys...Hell I'll even suck a smelly homeless guy's cck! That's just how much I love cck. Fvck do I love cck! Do you guys love cck as much as I do?" Of course, it won't do any good. But I'll be amused. __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	Gentle words from a Nice [strike]Methodist[/strike Quaker Lady If you come to my door and you're LDS, we'll talk about Utah because we like Utah and you probably are either from there or have relatives there. Other denominations, peace be with you and don't let the door hit ya.
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blueerica Nueve Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 6,497	I say go for it, MBC, before someone else does. Hehe __________________ Tomorrow is the day for you and me
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