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Prudence · 03-31-2007, 11:05 AM

I think it's the inflatable altar that does it for me.

JWBear · 03-31-2007, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Prudence

I think it's the inflatable altar that does it for me.

Inflatable candles! Hee!!

(When I first glanced at the title of this thread I though it said "Gassy"....

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Alex · 03-31-2007, 07:36 PM

Recently at the Dollar Store we saw a wide selection of Easter treats, including praying children, angels, and Jesus' benevolent hands made of cheap chocolate.

As you know, I'm not religiously inclined, so I wonder if it is a sin to bite the hand of Jesus while making sex dolls fornicate on an inflatable altar? Is this, maybe, covered in Leviticus? Or maybe Matthew?

3894 · 04-01-2007, 08:13 AM

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I wonder if it is a sin to bite the hand of Jesus while making sex dolls fornicate on an inflatable altar?

If you could manage to do the above on the Sabbath and those dolls could be adulterers and the chocolate Jesus hands shoplifted, you'd up your Fractured Commandments score. Just a thought.

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Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Recently at the Dollar Store we saw a wide selection of Easter treats, including praying children, angels, and Jesus' benevolent hands made of cheap chocolate. As you know, I'm not religiously inclined, so I wonder if it is a sin to bite the hand of Jesus while making sex dolls fornicate on an inflatable altar? Is this, maybe, covered in Leviticus? Or maybe Matthew?
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