Classy!

Alex · 03-31-2007, 07:36 PM

Recently at the Dollar Store we saw a wide selection of Easter treats, including praying children, angels, and Jesus' benevolent hands made of cheap chocolate.

As you know, I'm not religiously inclined, so I wonder if it is a sin to bite the hand of Jesus while making sex dolls fornicate on an inflatable altar? Is this, maybe, covered in Leviticus? Or maybe Matthew?

3894 · 04-01-2007, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex Stroup

I wonder if it is a sin to bite the hand of Jesus while making sex dolls fornicate on an inflatable altar?

If you could manage to do the above on the Sabbath and those dolls could be adulterers and the chocolate Jesus hands shoplifted, you'd up your Fractured Commandments score. Just a thought.

03-31-2007, 07:36 PM	#1
Alex . Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 13,354	Recently at the Dollar Store we saw a wide selection of Easter treats, including praying children, angels, and Jesus' benevolent hands made of cheap chocolate. As you know, I'm not religiously inclined, so I wonder if it is a sin to bite the hand of Jesus while making sex dolls fornicate on an inflatable altar? Is this, maybe, covered in Leviticus? Or maybe Matthew?
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