Soooo....

[Not Afraid]

HA! That would mean every other day. 60K. 60K. 60K.

[SacTown Chronic]

So last night Josh and I practiced putting condoms on bananas and then I gave him a condom to keep in his wallet. The entire exercise left him feeling mature; it left me feeling old.

[Ghoulish Delight]

And left the poor banana feeling very frustrated and used.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

And left the poor banana feeling very frustrated and used.

I know the feeling. That's why I'm "Fully Loaded" here.

[BarTopDancer]

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

So last night Josh and I practiced putting condoms on bananas and then I gave him a condom to keep in his wallet. The entire exercise left him feeling mature; it left me feeling old.

Did you tell him to change it every month or so since they will degrade in the heat from the wallet/body?

[SacTown Chronic]

Since I've never had a condom last a month in my wallet, I did not know that. Thanks for the knowledge, condom expert girl BTD.

[MouseWife]

Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded

I know the feeling. That's why I'm "Fully Loaded" here.

Hmmm...okay.....

Great advice, BTD.

So, in line yesterday I notice a lot of 'Pirates' items coming through. I comment on it and this little boy comes up from behind his mom, wearing a red skull cap making a grrrr face telling me his is Capt Barbosa . His mom laughingly rolls her eyes and I asked if he'd been on the ride, yes, but they hadn't ever met Capt. Jack.

I said I knew a Capt Jack but that I think his name was really Bob. He looked at me quite confused.

And, yes, I threw in a few 'Arrrs'. What a fun kid.

I need to not look at what people buy. {oh yes, condoms, bottle of wine and a romantic cd???? Hope you get as lucky as you think you are....}

[DreadPirateRoberts]

Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

Did you tell him to change it every month or so since they will degrade in the heat from the wallet/body?

Are you saying the one in my wallet from 1980 maybe slightly degraded?

[Capt Jack]

Originally Posted by MouseWife

I said I knew a Capt Jack but that I think his name was really Bob. He looked at me quite confused.

ok, I just laughed so hard I soaked my KB with coffee.

[MouseWife]

ha ha!! My job is done for the day.....

BTW, you'd have love this little guy. But why Barbosa????