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Not Afraid · 04-19-2007, 09:55 AM

HA! That would mean every other day. 60K. 60K. 60K.

SacTown Chronic · 04-19-2007, 10:36 AM

So last night Josh and I practiced putting condoms on bananas and then I gave him a condom to keep in his wallet. The entire exercise left him feeling mature; it left me feeling old.

Ghoulish Delight · 04-19-2007, 10:40 AM

And left the poor banana feeling very frustrated and used.

Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 04-19-2007, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

And left the poor banana feeling very frustrated and used.

I know the feeling. That's why I'm "Fully Loaded" here.

BarTopDancer · 04-19-2007, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

So last night Josh and I practiced putting condoms on bananas and then I gave him a condom to keep in his wallet. The entire exercise left him feeling mature; it left me feeling old.

Did you tell him to change it every month or so since they will degrade in the heat from the wallet/body?

SacTown Chronic · 04-19-2007, 11:10 AM

Since I've never had a condom last a month in my wallet, I did not know that. Thanks for the knowledge, ~~condom expert girl~~ BTD.

MouseWife · 04-19-2007, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded

I know the feeling. That's why I'm "Fully Loaded" here.

Hmmm...okay.....

Great advice, BTD.

So, in line yesterday I notice a lot of 'Pirates' items coming through. I comment on it and this little boy comes up from behind his mom, wearing a red skull cap making a grrrr face telling me his is Capt Barbosa

. His mom laughingly rolls her eyes and I asked if he'd been on the ride, yes, but they hadn't ever met Capt. Jack.

I said I knew a Capt Jack but that I think his name was really Bob. He looked at me quite confused.

And, yes, I threw in a few 'Arrrs'. What a fun kid.

I need to not look at what people buy. {oh yes, condoms, bottle of wine and a romantic cd???? Hope you get as lucky as you think you are....}

DreadPirateRoberts · 04-19-2007, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

Did you tell him to change it every month or so since they will degrade in the heat from the wallet/body?

Are you saying the one in my wallet from 1980 maybe slightly degraded?

Capt Jack · 04-19-2007, 11:24 AM

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I said I knew a Capt Jack but that I think his name was really Bob. He looked at me quite confused.

ok, I just laughed so hard I soaked my KB with coffee.

MouseWife · 04-19-2007, 11:26 AM

ha ha!! My job is done for the day.....

BTW, you'd have love this little guy. But why Barbosa????

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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	And left the poor banana feeling very frustrated and used. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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SacTown Chronic the myth of the dream Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,217	Since I've never had a condom last a month in my wallet, I did not know that. Thanks for the knowledge, ~~condom expert girl~~ BTD.
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MouseWife Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Da' Beach Posts: 2,957	ha ha!! My job is done for the day..... BTW, you'd have love this little guy. But why Barbosa???? __________________ Summa' time....when the livins' easy.........
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