Snap, Crackle, Pop! *OR* Is that a spider in your ear or are ya just glad to hear me?

[AllyOops!]

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

I have this odd vision of a pretentious, fashion slave spider that would feel right at home at "Mode" magazine (from Ugly Betty).

Aww! Why don't the little pretentious, fashion-slave spiders infiltrate my casa? I never get uppity spiders crawling my walls! Instead of freeing the little fellas (which are, like, so not into fashion. They're just into being creepy) like I normally do, I would gather them 'round for a weekly recap of everything featured in both Star & In Style magazines. Then, we would all watch E! together & giggle over Britney & Lindsay's latest foibles. Eventually, I would see just a pair of my Manolos walking themselves down my stairs, only upon closer inspection to find a team of spiders inside the instep, manipulating them. Get back in your web, thievy little Charlottes. Those stillettos be mine.

Damn. I need a friend. BAD.