Cricket Rantings

[Cadaverous Pallor]

My rantings:

I hate when ranting threads mention crappy drivers. YES! There are crappy drivers! I announce to the world - everyone needs to get over this. (Yes, I'm a crappy driver.)

Originally Posted by GC

Large paper clips only. Don't hassle me with small paper clips.

Clips should match the amount of papers they are holding. Large paper clips on 2 sheets of paper leave phantom clip folds in the pages. Yuck! I also hate when you have too many pages in one large clip, twisting the clip to the point that it's not reusable. Get a freaking binder clip for that. Each clip to its own set task.

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

I hate when ranting threads mention crappy drivers. YES! There are crappy drivers! I announce to the world - everyone needs to get over this. (Yes, I'm a crappy driver.)

I get it. Everyone needs to not complain and all should listen to you.
Got it.
:writes down in notepad:

[Snowflake]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

My rantings:

I hate when ranting threads mention crappy drivers. YES! There are crappy drivers! I announce to the world - everyone needs to get over this. (Yes, I'm a crappy driver.)

Clips should match the amount of papers they are holding. Large paper clips on 2 sheets of paper leave phantom clip folds in the pages. Yuck! I also hate when you have too many pages in one large clip, twisting the clip to the point that it's not reusable. Get a freaking binder clip for that. Each clip to its own set task.

And please don't use a binder clip that would break if there were one more sheet of paper in it. Don't you realize my grip strength is just not what it used to be and I can't get the damn thing off the papers without tearing apart the first 10 sheets or so?

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Snowflake

And please don't use a binder clip that would break if there were one more sheet of paper in it. Don't you realize my grip strength is just not what it used to be and I can't get the damn thing off the papers without tearing apart the first 10 sheets or so?

Wuss

[Gemini Cricket]

The insert key on my keyboard can be removed altogether. I never use it. And it confuses the hell out of me when I accidentally hit it and don't understand why I'm typing over everything...

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There should be a way to send back the junk mail I receive in my snail mailbox every Tuesday and Thursday. I don't care about furniture stores that want me to buy a $3000.00 couch.

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Back and forth neverending emails... If you wanna talk to me, call me!

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Shoes that can't come off with a simple flick of my ankle. If I have to unlace you, you are bad shoes. I hate lacing up my Cons... I'm lazy!

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Why is Soy Milk so expensive? Let's see $6.00 for a gallon of soy milk or $6.00 for 2 gallons of fat free milk... Hmmm. Problem is, I want to cut out dairy, but I can't afford it right now...

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***Please realize that I'm venting this stuff out in a funny way. It's not meant to be offensive or paint me as an irretrivably angry curmudgeon. Which I am... at least for today.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

The insert key on my keyboard can be removed altogether. I never use it. And it confuses the hell out of me when I accidentally hit it and don't understand why I'm typing over everything...

What the heck is the Pause/Break key for and the Scroll Lock Key? While I don't have problem accidentally hitting them like the Insert key (like GC, myself and probably countless others have), is there any point in the masses having access to these keys?

[Not Afraid]

Originally Posted by Cadaverous Pallor

My rantings:

I hate when ranting threads mention crappy drivers. YES! There are crappy drivers! I announce to the world - everyone needs to get over this. (Yes, I'm a crappy driver.)

Posted just for you.

When you are just about to climb that is the Grapevine going South and can't seem to manage more than 55 MPH, do NOT get in the fast lane - especially if there is a Blue Volvo already there who is easily doing 75 without effort.