Borneo's Gonna Die! (and maybe Katie Sue too!)!

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded

Oh, I plan on making an animatronic me and sticking it in the cofin.

Scare the s**t out of everyone...

Even better:
Have a big crank on the outside of your closed coffin. Each guest gets one full crank. A handful of lucky guests get a surprise when the coffin opens and your springloaded body sits up.
A dead man's Jack in the Box.



Or Bornieo in the Box.