Borneo's Gonna Die! (and maybe Katie Sue too!)!

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

It's weird that you would go to a "wake" to celebrate someone who can't.

Oh, I plan on making an animatronic me and sticking it in the cofin.

Scare the s**t out of everyone...

[Gemini Cricket]

Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded

Oh, I plan on making an animatronic me and sticking it in the cofin.

Scare the s**t out of everyone...

Even better:
Have a big crank on the outside of your closed coffin. Each guest gets one full crank. A handful of lucky guests get a surprise when the coffin opens and your springloaded body sits up.
A dead man's Jack in the Box.



Or Bornieo in the Box.

[frodo potter]

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

Even better:
Have a big crank on the outside of your closed coffin. Each guest gets one full crank. A handful of lucky guests get a surprise when the coffin opens and your springloaded body sits up.
A dead man's Jack in the Box.



Or Bornieo in the Box.

Or you could get one of those motion sensors left over from Halloween. maybe one that said "Take me to Disneyland" every time someone comes within two feet.

Even better after the funeral attach it to the head stone and freak out the families of the people buried around you. Maybe James Earl Jones could do the voice.