Robber shoots himself in the nuts.

[Alex]

Yeah, but if they're going to follow those rules they have to rule out homosexuals, post-menopausal women, and me.

Though maybe that would finally be some compensation for these oppressed (to some degree or another over various times; I've been horribly oppressed through the years) groups: "Congratulations, no matter how stupid your actions you will not win a Darwin Award!"