Make Mine Chocolate

[Alex]

On the other hand, unlike dogs given as pets after each re-release of 101 Dalmatians, six months after Easter, when you realize you don't want a rabbit/chicken/duck after all, you do at least have dinner.

I wonder if there'd be a huge uproar if a food bank said "hey, don't abandon them, bring them to us!"

But if anybody is going to be giving me an Easter rabbit (though strangely nobody ever seems to include me in their religious holiday planning) I'd like mine to be peanut butter please.