A Mother of a Phone Call

[Deebs]

I was smiling from the beginning, because I always know that one of your stories is going to brighten my day. The giggling started here:

Originally Posted by Gemini Cricket

"Uh," My mom said. "Is this Cherny your friend?!"

I got it back under control and kept reading.

"Mom, it's called manscaping." I tried to explain.

OK, educating your mom is good...

"Well, the picture is very old. I don't think this man actually said that. People didn't do that in the 50's." She told me.

The laughter broke out here. ^ Does she take everything to be exactly such, literal and without exaggeration?

"How would anyone shave their testicles anyway?" She asked. "It would be difficult, I imagine."

Hmm, I guess so!

"Do you-"

Well, she was far enough in, why not just ask?

"Well, I know things about stuff like that." She said. "In fact, did you know how Jean Harlow died?"

Poor Jean Harlow. I never knew. Thanks, Brad's mom. I knew about manscaping, but I didn't know about the strap-on. Conservative, but she does, indeed, know things about stuff like that.

Thank you for sharing the best Mother's Day story, ever.