A Mother of a Phone Call

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Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

I can't give you the real thing until I spread a little further

He-LLO sailor!

The mom-talks-about-sex thing is old hat for me. (Some of you already know that) my mom did a presentation on "how to keep the romance alive" for my sister and my brother's wife the day before their weddings. All women in the family were required to attend. I was 11 and 14 at the time, so I got quite an education about, you know, technique and surprises and getting out of ruts (and, well, into them.) She then decided, for the rest of my life, to keep me in the loop whenever they did something she considered inventive. It used to make me feel quite embarrassed, but not that she's so ill... I actually kind of miss it.

When it came time for my wedding day, she actually said she'd already taught me everything so she felt no need to repeat it. (I guess she knew I was already using it.)

I was, by the way, conceived on a sailboat. (No wonder I love water so much.)

By the way, GC, this was a really terrific tale.