Old Idahoan coot thinks schools need separate gay bathrooms

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Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

The real solution is to have a single bathroom with an attendant that notes the sexuality of each person entering and distributes them correctly such that there is no danger of sexual attraction between any two people next to each other.

I don't care how sexually attractive the person is, the sound of grunting and plopping in the stall next to me would definitely cool any such inclinations.