Old Idahoan coot thinks schools need separate gay bathrooms

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by JWBear

The Vietnamese men in my office make bathroom breaks into social occasions. They all go at the same time and have long, involved conversations while there.

There's a pair at my office that are entirely inseparable. Coffee break, smoke break, lunch break, bathroom break.

The real solution is to have a single bathroom with an attendant that notes the sexuality of each person entering and distributes them correctly such that there is no danger of sexual attraction between any two people next to each other.

[Moonliner]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

There's a pair at my office that are entirely inseparable. Coffee break, smoke break, lunch break, bathroom break.

The real solution is to have a single bathroom with an attendant that notes the sexuality of each person entering and distributes them correctly such that there is no danger of sexual attraction between any two people next to each other.

If your system depends on the honesty of the individuals involved to correctly state their sexual preference. You might have a problem.

I think we would need to register every ones sexual preference with the state and issue them proper identification before they are allowed to pee.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Originally Posted by Moonliner

If your system depends on the honesty of the individuals involved to correctly state their sexual preference. You might have a problem.

I think we would need to register every ones sexual preference with the state and issue them proper identification before they are allowed to pee.

Obviously all applicants to the attendant position would have their gaydar rigorously evaluated and calibrated.

[GusGus]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

The real solution is to have a single bathroom with an attendant that notes the sexuality of each person entering and distributes them correctly such that there is no danger of sexual attraction between any two people next to each other.

I don't care how sexually attractive the person is, the sound of grunting and plopping in the stall next to me would definitely cool any such inclinations.