So, I'm wondering.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I wonder if starving myself on these late Wednesdays at work is actually good for me. I don't eat dinner until 9:30pm. I always forget to bring something with me, or don't care that I'm going to starve, or something. I've had friends take starvation diets, not to lose weight, but to "clean out their system" or some other such pseudo-spiritual BS. I don't feel worse for doing this in the long run, but I feel pretty sh.tty right now, let me tell you.

I wonder why I keep drinking water as if it'll fill my stomach.

I wonder why the haiku thing is already making me think I should be counting syllables.