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Old 06-19-2008, 12:50 PM   #1
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Russian spa opens monument to the enema.
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Old 06-19-2008, 04:15 PM   #2
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Quoting from that article, "An enema is almost a symbol of our region." Really?!? You should put that on your tourist literature!

And that monument really ought to be a fountain!
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Old 06-19-2008, 04:34 PM   #3
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Old 06-19-2008, 05:07 PM   #4
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Eye-catching thong gives rise to lawsuit
Woman claims eye was damaged by piece from Victoria’s Secret underwear
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“I was putting on my underwear from Victoria’s Secret, and the metal popped into my eye,” Patterson told TODAY’s Meredith Vieira Thursday from Los Angeles.
Uh, honey: you supposed to put the underwear on your WAIST, not your HEAD.

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“Victoria’s Secret does have its angels, but as we say, the devil is in the details”
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Old 06-19-2008, 06:04 PM   #5
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Uh, honey: you supposed to put the underwear on your WAIST, not your HEAD.



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The woman and her lawyer were on the Today shoesw this morning. I forget who was interviewing them but she asked two great questions. One was what they had to say to those watching who are rolling their eyes at the lawsuit and the other was how much money did they want.

Lawyer attempted to skirt both questions and gave answers that resulted in more eye rolling. The woman kept saying she was in "excruciating pain". It was completely eyeroll worthy.
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EneMan should have been at the unveiling
Oh man... My job doesn't look so bad now.
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