WTF Stories of the Week

[CoasterMatt]

My sick mind thought the dog cloning in Korea was intended for the food supply...

[scaeagles]

If it were in China I'd figure they were just bulking up the food supply, but they were told to take dog off the menu during the Olympics.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Oh no! Leo's trip to Magic Mountain seems to have somehow merged him into the CoasterMatt/Kevy mind meld!

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Originally Posted by JWBear

Is it just me, or is Matt's new avatar squeeing out anyone else?

No, it's not just you.

[JWBear]

Originally Posted by SzczerbiakManiac

No, it's not just you.

Thank you.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Police: Man With Chicken In Pants Arrested At Palm Springs Store

Officer Noticed Unusual Buldge In Man's Pants

It surprised the officer when Yates lifted up his shirt and removed a 3 1/2-pound package of Foster Farms chicken breasts from the front of his pants," he said.

http://www.knbc.com/news/17112032/de...=headlineclick


Anyone seen Kevy today?

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded

Anyone seen Kevy today?

I'm not the one with the alarming package.

In my case, I might get confused with the leg of a game hen (Cajun Style), but that's about it.

[BarTopDancer]

Woman Locked Out Mom, kidnapped 5 kids

Authorities issued an Amber Alert Wednesday after a woman disappeared with five children she had taken in when they were displaced by Hurricane Katrina.

SNIP

But then something changed, she said. On July 13, the children's mother called Precinct 4 Constables "to report an acquaintance of hers was being reluctant to let her see her own children," said Capt. Paul Staton.

Waters said Tavey apparently locked Alphonse out of the house and then took off with the kids.

"Basically, she took in the family, including the mom, and then when it came time for her to give the kids back to their mom she refused and she left the area," she said. "Nobody knows where she is right now. That's why we're doing the Amber Alert. That's the last resort."

[alphabassettgrrl]

http://www.venturacountystar.com/news/2008/aug/06/no-headline---nxxfcmorningreport07/

Dude pets mountain lion cubs, gets scratched by mama. When asked why he would do it? "Because I'm a Leo, I'm a lion, too." Reporter points out the cat could have killed him. "I didn't even think about it."

Moron.

But- KITTY!! Good kitty.

[Kevy Baby]

Originally Posted by alphabassettgrrl

http://www.venturacountystar.com/news/2008/aug/06/no-headline---nxxfcmorningreport07/

If I use this as the URL, I get a story about a murder in Casitas Springs.

Made a quick look but couldn't find a corresponding story.