When Movies Collide

[Boss Radio]

I wrote these for the Producers website a few years ago.
Finally, I can bring them out of retirement:

Beauty and the Beastmaster
A beautiful girl meets an action hero who has animal-like powers

Hannah and her Sister Act
NYU professor joins a group of soul singers posing as nuns

Jumpin’ Jack Flashdance
Dreadlocked cat burglar gives up her gig to follow her dreams of dancing in the big city

Beetlejews
Supernatural comedy about a haunted synagogue

Planet of the Abes[/b]
Sci Fi thriller about a future earth entirely populated by Abraham Lincolns

Goy Story
Alternate title of Passion of the Christ

The King and I, Robot
Elvis falls in love with the perfect woman, Ann-droid Margret

And even though it doesn't really work in this configuration...

JEWS
Blockbuster tale of a New England resort town devoured by a large family of ravenous hebrews the day after Yom Kippur