WTF Stories of the Week

[Gemini Cricket]

Marvel Wants You to Blow Wolverine
You gotta click the link just for the pic. SFW

Christian conservatives are up in arms over a new inflatable toy by comic book and film giant Marvel. The inflatable Wolverine doll comes with a strategically placed inflation tube -- right on his crotch.
An article on satirical christian website ChristWire.org gets straight to the point --- "We might as well line our children up and burn them ourselves! If we make these types of devil-pleasing acts OK, they will all be burning in the fire lakes anyways... What’s next? The Wonder Woman lollipop?"
How about an inflatable Hugh Jackman?