Want to look beautiful this summer?

[Ghoulish Delight]

I don't know why, but I feel like this post belongs in this thread.

My 85 year old aunt thinks I should shave my beard. Why? Well, if I weren't such a good looking young man, she says, she'd understand the beard. But since I am, she doesn't see the point. Apparently the only reason to have a beard is to mask one's hideousness.

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"Happiness is seeing someone fatter than myself on the street."
-my mother, who was not fat

Ah yes, solid values learned at my mother's knee.

[innerSpaceman]

Originally Posted by Ghoulish Delight

Apparently the only reason to have a beard is to mask one's hideousness.

OR - to mask one's homosexuality.




I used to sport a mustache to detract a bit from my overlarge jewboy nose.